Zronpux [zrawn-puhks, zron-puhks]

-noun

The negative effects of electronic visual stimulation and/or too much space travel

Use: After arriving home from Pico 7 the boy watched his favorite television show then, later, slaughtered his family. Doctors said it was due to Zronpux.

-adjective

An ill minded feeling that results from electronic visual stimulation and/or too much space travel.

Use: After a long day of online schooling in the Zethron Sector of Bremtha 9, the girl complained of feeling Zronpux so her parents proceeded with a thorough course of lobotomies.

    Norra, Adnaram and Yme have left. It was great having them around. Yme is so fun to have around. It is nice to see a little, cute, soft baby. Norra made some awesome ribs and he caught the biggest Sunnies. It is a shame I cannot send them to him. It is possible that I will attemp Sushi with one fillet. If it is success I will re-attempt it when we visit them next.

    Rach and I cannot wait to visit them at their place. Norra told me he was going to give his neighbors money to do something crazy so our visit will out-do the last, when the neighbors rolled their truck in the middle of the road and tornadoes disturbed our sleep. Shooting the gun Norra found in his attic will surely make it a memorable experience. You bring the gun, I’ll bring the ammo. Just tell me the type of gun.

    After typing a little and looking at this computer screen I am feeling a little zronpux. Before I become anymore zronpux I should turn off my computer and chop off my hands.

    I was so outraged that she had lied to me about the reason we were going to the cities I told her I wasn’t going and I told her to go in alone! Just kidding.

    It was amazing. We saw KOOZÅ. It was a story about a little kid who is delivered a box which contains a person/being who shows him all these great things. Eventually the kid flies his kite. It was phantasmigorical.

    After that we went to an awesome Sushi place called Sakura. Never have I eaten so much Sushi! I could not eat anymore and the Saki was so good but I was so full I could fit anymore in me.

    Right now there is this old African woman looking at me. She is very irate with her 5 year old grandson (assuming it is her grandson) because he is on cocaine or something and will not stop chattering and scrapping around in his giant cart. It is awesome because whatever language they are speaking I cannot understand. Since I am at the Mall of America this is really making my day. She just stood up and hit him… Now he is laughing at someone who is not there. I don’t think she likes that I am laughing at him. This weekend rocks!

    New phone numbers for Rach and I. We also have new awesome phones. T-Mobile kept sliding further to the edge of street hawking cellular providers. Our last phones were junk.

    If you haven’t already (Not sure if Rach sent the mass text yet.) you should be receiving Rach’s number and mine. If you want, try to figure mine out by using the code below.

%32%31%38%2d%35%30%37%2d%30%30%32%31

    This phone number is awesome for me because the last four digits equal 3. That is infinitely awesome!

    Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory must be the subject of most of my dreams lately because I have started to feel so much like Charlie Bucket. My writting mind is slowly coming back again and I feel like writting stories and songs again. Next year is going to be my year.

Memory
    ”When I think of Mike Schxxxxx’s name I always think of calling him Mike Schonbel.”
    He laughs,”No, that doesn’t fit. That name sounds too respectable.”
End Memory

    I do this with a lot of names. For example Egg Run Rigartsio and Migrana Randrigson are visiting us soon and both Rachel and I are super excited.

Brain is drying… must stop think. Think is bad too much now. Good bnyte. Gink.